Tuesday, February 28, 2006

Essential Oils

bad idea. bad idea. bad idea. bad idea.

it burns.

though i must admit it had the proper effect. if it didn't resolve the problem, it at least made my brain pulsate enough for me to forget about it.

all it said was avoid eye contact, but that was something i already knew first hand.

i'm still not sure what this stuff is or what it's purpose is.... and i'm almost positive it's supposed to be used topically.

but i've been ingesting this stuff for years now.

do you have the stuff?

how can it be so cold and still manage to burn so fierce. it's a magical potion, i guess. i will never understand. it is not meant to be understood.

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in google we trust:


Sunbreeze Oil and Balm

Ingredients: Camphor, Menthol, Cassia Oil, and other essential flower oils, prepared as an oil mixture, or in a beeswax base as a balm.

The Healing Oil and Balm may be applied in four ways:

Application method 1- Rub the oil or balm on the temples and on the back of the neck at the base of the skull. Reapply and massage deeply into any area of tenderness. This method of application is useful for:

*HEADACHE, *MUSCLE TENSION, *REDUCTION OF FATIGUE, *MOTION SICKNESS, *DROWSINESS, *INCREASED MENTAL ALERTNESS.

... who couldn't use a little less muscle tension and fatigue and a little more mental alertness? you are a tricky little magic potion after all.

Application method 2- Rub the oil or balm on any part of the body as need. This method of application is useful for:

*SINUS CONGESTION,*HEARTBURN, *SORE THROAT, *BACK PAIN, *RHEUMATISM, *CUTS AND MINOR WOUNDS, *UPSET STOMACH, *TOOTHACHE, *MUSCLE PAIN, *STRAINS, PULLS & SPRAINS *ARTHRITIS,*INSECT STINGS AND BITES.

... hey, i have had all these problems!! who knew i had the secret elixer all along!

Application method 3- Place a small amount of the oil or balm on the tongue. This method is useful for:

*SINUS CONGESTION, *SORE THROAT, *DROWSINESS,*UPSET STOMACH, *MOTION SICKNESS, *VOMITING.

... this is the method i use. to help me sing. so i guess it can be ingested. *small sigh of relief that i haven't been gradually knocking off hours from my lifespan*

Application method 4- Mix the oil or balm with shampoo or conditioner. Wash hair as usual. This method of application is useful for:

*HEADACHE, *MORNING SLUGGISHNESS, *MUSCLE TENSION.

... with shampoo???? is there anything you don't do??!!! are you also a love potion? a truth serum?

With all methods of application, avoid contact with the eyes. *they aren't kidding with this... tust me* Keep out of the reach of children. For children under two years old, dilute with alcohol before applying externally. Sinus massage available at Harmony Bodyworks.

so it seems that i used it according to the application methods listed above... and yet, it burned like i do not expect a magic potion to burn. but maybe this is how it lets us know that it is working. i am going to experiment further with my magic potion.

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