all those miserable complaints of yours are lies. you pretend. it's just a humble thing. i know you couldn't possibly believe these things. i've seen you smile.
but nobody gives a shit about humble. love it out loud. run a workshop, even.
so i guess i'm officially shaping the future now. i always have been, i've just upped the level of responsibility. now it's clickety clack, clickety clack up and down the hallways. and with the right shoes on, people automatically respect you.
personally, i'm digging the lady down the hall in the birkenstocks.